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Verbal altercation escalates to involve the orange puffy snacks

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SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities say a Tennessee couple got into a fight using Cheetos.

The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department say a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a “verbal altercation.” Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies say they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

at least he didnt have to pay for the shirt

unbelievable how tacky this guy is, prints posters of himself with the king of pop, then sends girls to a memorial OUT FRONT OF JACKSONS HOUSE, with the posters WOW!!!! How does he not know how shitty of a thing that is to do. I wasnt going to post anything about MJ. But had to post this, I knew Christian had no class but this is disgusting

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